i speak the truth.

Hi im Maya & i like sleeping & eating.

harryistrash:


Since I’m 21 I’ll take a shot for every note this gets

harryistrash:

Since I’m 21 I’ll take a shot for every note this gets

Posted on 17 April, 2014
Reblogged from thechamberofsecrets  Source harryistrash

ishimooru:

ok but what about a robot discovering a mood ring and wearing it all the time and whenever a human asks what they’re feeling, they just show them their hand and say “this color”

Posted on 17 April, 2014
Reblogged from deductiontoseduction  Source ishimooru

And we got this other thing that’s been working for a long time where you don’t have to be racist anymore, it’s called self-hate. It works on itself it’s like real estate of racism. Where, just like that, when someone comes up and says something like “I am a god”, everybody says, “who does he think he is?” I just told you who I thought I was! A god! I just told you, that’s who I think I am. Would it have been better if I called a song that said “I am a nigga”? Or if I had a song that said “I am a gangster”? Or if I had a song that song “I am a pimp”? All those colors and petinas fit better on a person like me right? But to say you are a god? Especially when you got shipped over to the country you’re in and your last name is a slave owners’. How could you say that? How could have that mentality?

Posted on 17 April, 2014
Reblogged from drowningwithoutodair  Source kanyeuniversecity

brainlaundromat:

seduce me with ur music references

Posted on 17 April, 2014
Reblogged from l-ethargia  Source man--size

thespiritfox:

We lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish. 

& we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves. 

See you in Valhalla my friend. 

Sail, Ragnar. Sail. 

Posted on 17 April, 2014
Reblogged from mythoughtsarestars  Source thespiritfox

Posted on 17 April, 2014
Reblogged from itsadamnponyshirt  Source kepka

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

Posted on 17 April, 2014
Reblogged from iwillbemyownanchor  Source picapixels

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Posted on 17 April, 2014
Reblogged from ambassadorofunicorns  Source narwhal-noir

Posted on 17 April, 2014
Reblogged from drowningwithoutodair  Source robbstark

kateordie:

comicsalliance:

FAKE GEEK GUYS: A MESSAGE TO MEN ABOUT SEXUAL HARASSMENT
By Andy Khouri
“I think this woman is wrong about something on the Internet. Clearly my best course of action is to threaten her with rape.”
That’s crazy talk, right? So why does it happen all the time?
Honest question, dudes.
That women are harassed online is not news. That women in comics and the broader fandom cultures are harassed online is not news. That these women are routinely transmitted anonymous messages describing graphic sexual violence perpetrated upon them for transgressions as grave as not liking a thing… that is actually news to me, and it’s probably news to a lot of you guys reading this.
So what do we do about it?
This.
READ MORE

This is important.

kateordie:

comicsalliance:

FAKE GEEK GUYS: A MESSAGE TO MEN ABOUT SEXUAL HARASSMENT

By Andy Khouri

“I think this woman is wrong about something on the Internet. Clearly my best course of action is to threaten her with rape.”

That’s crazy talk, right? So why does it happen all the time?

Honest question, dudes.

That women are harassed online is not news. That women in comics and the broader fandom cultures are harassed online is not news. That these women are routinely transmitted anonymous messages describing graphic sexual violence perpetrated upon them for transgressions as grave as not liking a thing… that is actually news to me, and it’s probably news to a lot of you guys reading this.

So what do we do about it?

This.

READ MORE

This is important.

Posted on 17 April, 2014
Reblogged from sophielostandfound  Source comicsalliance.com

schoolwitch:

i love freckles theyre skin stars

Posted on 17 April, 2014
Reblogged from stability  Source sinaloan

steph-senpai:

tacoposey:

hicstreme:

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

but if you combine the three you’d have one kickass disney movie

honestly the old people eating alone thing isnt that sad. i always think of my grandpa and how he hated everyone at his nursing home so hed just eat toast in his room

Posted on 17 April, 2014
Reblogged from ambassadorofunicorns  Source hicstreme


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