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mugglebornheadcanon:

877. The muggleborns start bringing in things like Mjolnir and Cap’s shield to try to charm them to act like the original objects after the MCU really takes off. The ones who get Mjolnir to actually only be picked up by certain people prank the purebloods all the time, and the purebloods don’t understand why the muggleborns have sophisticated arrows, hammers, shields, etc.

Posted on 20 October, 2014
Reblogged from trixy-black  Source deal-is-our-always

kellinova:

divinedorothy:

b4 hur n makup

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AFTA HURR N MKUP

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Holy crap that hair is magical

Posted on 20 October, 2014
Reblogged from princess-hiddleston  Source demonicdorothy

jossmayfair:

screaming-in-lowercase:

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(disclaimer: pictures off google images, none are mine)

Posted on 20 October, 2014
Reblogged from starlordbitch  Source screaming-in-lowercase

justrollinon:

Don Falcone says “we’re family”

Posted on 20 October, 2014
Reblogged from justrollinon  

theosos:

gifak-net:

[video]

how do they even survive in the wild?

theosos:

gifak-net:

[video]

how do they even survive in the wild?

Posted on 20 October, 2014
Reblogged from princess-hiddleston  Source gifak-net

caitc0bain:

This has made my day!!!

Posted on 20 October, 2014
Reblogged from niazkms  Source caitc0bain

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
Anonymous

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

Posted on 20 October, 2014
Reblogged from niazkms  Source rememberingsuunday

http://sophielostandfound.tumblr.com/post/100538390381/keriarentikai-sophielostandfound

keriarentikai:

sophielostandfound:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I…

Posted on 20 October, 2014
Reblogged from sophielostandfound  Source bedlamsbard

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

Posted on 20 October, 2014
Reblogged from nickimassaj  Source srsfunny

When you find out the shy girl is a freak

chemistratic-terry:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Me: so what u tryna do image

Her: idk… im not really experienced but theres some things i wanna try..

Me: like what

Her: I dont wanna say…. im shy…

Me:  It’s ok i dont judge

Her:  Well …. oh gosh um… i kinda want u to tie me to the bed and fuck my throat until i cant breathe

Me:

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I’M WEAKKKK

Posted on 20 October, 2014
Reblogged from nickimassaj  Source prettyboyshyflizzy

lameboob:

onlylolgifs:

You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong

what the fuck

Posted on 20 October, 2014
Reblogged from nickimassaj  Source lolgifs.net

weirwoodforest:

Jaime Lannister asks the real questions 

weirwoodforest:

Jaime Lannister asks the real questions 

Posted on 20 October, 2014
Reblogged from ladylyannna  Source weirwoodforest


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