Hi im Maya & i like sleeping & eating.
[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]
[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
can you believe it’s not butter
i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss.
Posted on 8 March, 2014Reblogged from juujuuubeaaan
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
Listen, all I wanna do is meet Liam tell him that he’s such a good person, never let assholes change him and hug him. Maybe suck his dick if he’s down, but I won’t push my luck.