Hi my name is Maya. I like dogs and crying over tv shows.
Fandoms include Teen Wolf, Game Of Thrones, Harry Potter, Marvel, One Direction, American Horror Story among many others. I'm always down to get to know people so holla at me in the ask box.
877. The muggleborns start bringing in things like Mjolnir and Cap’s shield to try to charm them to act like the original objects after the MCU really takes off. The ones who get Mjolnir to actually only be picked up by certain people prank the purebloods all the time, and the purebloods don’t understand why the muggleborns have sophisticated arrows, hammers, shields, etc.
b4 hur n makup
AFTA HURR N MKUP
Holy crap that hair is magical
Don Falcone says “we’re family”
Posted on 20 October, 2014Reblogged from justrollinon
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
Me: so what u tryna do
Her: idk… im not really experienced but theres some things i wanna try..
Me: like what
Her: I dont wanna say…. im shy…
Me: It’s ok i dont judge
Her: Well …. oh gosh um… i kinda want u to tie me to the bed and fuck my throat until i cant breathe